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Pms Demotivational Poster


SURVIVING ARMAGEDDON - It's your wife's time of the month. Are you prepared?


TAGS: pms preparation survival
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:32 pm
true but being a female I know the alcohol can be used as a substitute teehee thanks for the comment
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2012, 4:26 am
As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical use of chocolate-- this stock seems a little low--- ;-).


PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.




PMS - Men...you thought that was scary? This is MENOPAUSE!


TAGS: pms men scary menopause
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:35 pm
Never realized that bipolar and menopause were so much the same
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:37 pm
Wait, I thought this was SPARTA! Now I have a headache. (sigh) You did this on purpose! I'm sorry, I still love you.


PMS - It's that time of the month


TAGS: pms women
Rating: 3.62/5

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Sho - May 27, 2011, 10:41 pm
good luck with that
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:50 am
I'd still hit it.


CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!


TAGS: september challenge pms surf the crimson wave
Rating: 3.39/5

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temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.


DODGE TRUCKS - This explains why they're back in the workshop every month !!!


TAGS: dodge trucks suffer pms
Rating: 4.45/5

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MOPARsuperMAN - May 19, 2011, 11:38 am
DON'T MESS WITH MOPAR.... TOO MUCH POWER FOR CHEVY AND FORD FANS..... WILL UTTERLY DESTROY ALL IMPORTS.... TRUE DETROIT IRON AND IT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:31 pm
5L's for you good sir
Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:48 pm
I just want to print this and give it to the next redneck that comes in.
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Woah. 5L.


WORRY VS HOPE -




THAT TIME OF THE MONTH -


TAGS: pms
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 1:25 pm

oh she knows it...trust me on this one....she knows it.lol
rerun - November 21, 2010, 8:47 pm

@ hammy. aggy isn't implying anything. @ tell....women have all the power they need, some just don't know it
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 8:45 pm
let me lay it down for you, Iran is actually closer to you guys, race wise. Aggy are you implying we have another Naru of rose case here?? and what would I get if i come for 6 months?
tellitlikeitis - November 21, 2010, 8:43 pm
Ah, the power!!!!! And yes, Hammy, you are correct... scam it is.. any excuse for us works.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 8:33 pm
LOL! Texas is the spelling capital. Try and spell.... Alamo.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 8:32 pm
Hammy... come to USA for 6 months... you'd get it. Seriously.
Claire - November 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
Hammy, it's all the same to me. Tellitlikeitis- You misspelled female "psycho" lol.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
It soooooo proves that when RL is absent, another woman has his opinion.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 8:30 pm
I like when tellit says things that are female.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 8:30 pm
I don't believe you ! It's all a worldwide scam to get the right to act bitchy for a week or so !
tellitlikeitis - November 21, 2010, 8:26 pm
LOL Claire.... But seriously, this is about US!!!! It should always be about US!!!! Not war on a country, but war on the human female psyche (at least for 2 weeks prior), bahaaaa).
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
Cause they ain't Arabs, they are Aryans. Counter ZING
Claire - November 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Then why aren't the protests in Iran working? ZING.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 8:14 pm
We arabs are naturally gifted at that...
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 8:05 pm
He who has a free hand casts the first stone... at a tank.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 8:03 pm
wow, even I thought that was weird...freaks.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 8:03 pm

man, somebody is kinda touchy today.
tellitlikeitis - November 21, 2010, 8:02 pm
What the hell does that mean? Eh? Eh? Eh?????
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:51 pm
And by "forever" you mean alimony?
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:48 pm

up yours aggy, cottoncandy is forever.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:47 pm
Sure, I'm a benefactor... but only as much as what rerun can give. I mean, he doesn't want to raise the suspicion of cottoncandy!
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:46 pm
I've seen Claire... she don't buy nuthin'
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:43 pm

think she bought that?
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:42 pm
Ok, Claire.... That's when a guy says that he likes you, but you're too young... and he prefers older girls. Then. you try to prove you're older. Then, you lose him to someone his age, or older... er, and... his dad won't clean your garage.
Claire - November 21, 2010, 6:35 pm
Do tell.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:34 pm

I will leave that one to you
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:33 pm
Lest we explain to Calire (God bless her young soul) what it means when a man empties your garage.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:33 pm

I was just trying to give you thet 3 car garage you have dreamed about since you were a little girl.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:32 pm
Lofty=Ancient? Ya?
Claire - November 21, 2010, 6:31 pm
Small? MY GARAGE IS GONE. Ag- such lofty aspirations.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:30 pm

gee, all that legal fodder over one small incident with a chainsaw.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:25 pm
I hope I become the first Canadian with one, Claire.
Claire - November 21, 2010, 6:24 pm
Only fellow Texans with restraining orders.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:21 pm
After a few months of so-called "communication" yes.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:19 pm

she especially hates fellow Texans
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:18 pm
That'd be believable if you weren't from Texas.
Claire - November 21, 2010, 6:14 pm
Actually, I hate people ALL the time.


WOMEN BODY BUILDERS - When they have PMS, not only are they ugly but very scary too.


TAGS: women body builder pms scary
Rating: 3.67/5

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Budog - March 28, 2012, 5:41 am
Cheese grater for the brain?
lgvernon - March 27, 2012, 8:13 pm

I need a sharp object for my eyes.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




P.M.S. - As a kid, I always wondered why dad spent so much time in the garage... drinking.




SOMETIMES - Simply translates to one week every month !!


TAGS: pirhanas feet translates sometimes pms
Rating: 5/5

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MustyK - March 24, 2012, 6:35 am
Cheers Carebear. (o:
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity pms
Rating: 3.42/5

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freestyler - September 11, 2009, 1:47 pm
hah you got 5
RON - September 6, 2009, 2:16 pm
thx Mr. Bone...she knows to give me 5 too...lol...poor Sean...lol
BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:10 pm
That's a 5 from me big guy...ROTFLMAO!!!


GO AHEAD - ask me once more if it's "that time of the month"




WEIGH YOUR OPTIONS - The dangers of P.M.S. vs. the opportunity of a lifetime.




THAT TIME OF THE MONTH - When Even Relaxing Is Dangerous


TAGS: pms wife couch bones
Rating: 4.75/5

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rerun - November 29, 2010, 8:10 pm

I don't get it, what's the yolk?
Shottyz - November 29, 2010, 8:00 pm
Awesome.... 5L
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 2:59 pm

nice
Kspace - November 29, 2010, 9:42 am
It's funny because it's true!


SCARY CARRIE -


TAGS: occult pms scary
Rating: 3.62/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 13, 2010, 5:51 am
That works.
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:44 am
PMS- Punish My Spouse?


NUTS -


TAGS: sammich pms
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 5:49 pm
Amsome RL! (even with the lil mishap)


OH CRAP! - Her Monthly Friend is Here again!




DAY 28 -


TAGS: narutarded on pms
Rating: 3.72/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:33 pm
Holy God woman...
Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
- and don't get drunk and fall asleep in her house
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 3:32 pm
I'm saving this image for next year's haunted house. We always have a few smokin' hot girls in the show.
spacedog - December 10, 2009, 12:15 pm
Gorgeous and scary.


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! -


TAGS: bitch women angry pms bitter
Rating: 2.48/5

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lol - June 11, 2009, 10:38 pm
Shes got that shirt on, yet a fuckin collar around her neck for her to be led around like a dog/slave... stupid whore.
Bazookaman - June 3, 2009, 5:07 pm
Goal of a wife beater: To dominate, control and destroy a woman's finances, Mental Health, Self Esteem and any hope for happiness


D.U.P. -


TAGS: pms women driver ouch
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2014, 11:19 pm
Bingo! 5L
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:19 pm
Haha! Thanks!
MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:11 pm
Talking from experience...like any other law, D.U.P is only illegal if you get caught. The fine is an incredibly steep 5Ls!
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:08 pm

Hmmm...Had I known someone whould have a camera, I would have been more circumspect (that means I wouldn't have let him escape the car).
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 5:12 pm
Now THIS is Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:35 pm

LOL...real nice


The Little Woman -




WOMEN -


TAGS: pms crazy women funny hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

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Hawamleh - January 11, 2013, 5:26 am
Hahahaha
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:23 pm
Homo.
MissPriss - January 10, 2013, 1:16 pm
Whoa fellas! I am not ALWAYS horrible. I have my good days...when I'm down right evil!
mariand - January 10, 2013, 2:10 am
wait!... I think I remember a moment when they aren't but it's so vague...hehehe


HOW WAS YOUR DAY. DARLIN'? -


TAGS: pms humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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CORRECTION - How willing my girlfriend is to let me think I'm funny based on the time of the month.


TAGS: pretense correction pms
Rating: 4.25/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 7, 2012, 9:14 am
Now take the same graph and apply to a brother who has four sisters, funny how I always seemed to hover between 'Go Die' & 'I Want To Kill You'. It's remarkable how acute your survival instincts become & the bill for chocolate !!


PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it.


TAGS: september challenge pms i think i just wet myself
Rating: 3.59/5

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LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Hi bagel, let me invite you to look up "Humor" or "Satire" in a dictionary. Then Google 1 Man, 1 Jar...it will explain that sudden trip to the hospital your boyfriend had to take.
bagel - September 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
IGNORANCE usually derives from stupidity. good luck finding a meaningful relationship
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 8:50 pm
Nothing so good ever hurt so bad. 5 rusty Lions.


PMS -


TAGS: pms pack my shit
Rating: 2.85/5

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Budog - May 7, 2012, 12:54 am
I thought it was, Punish My Spouse...
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 7:36 am
I thought only gheys said that...


SUPERHEROINE - Is retaining water a valid super power? Making chocolate disappear? Scaring the family into the basement for a week?




VAMPIRE WEDDING - Am I the only one who gets the weirdness?


TAGS: vampire wedding pms redheads
Rating: 2.04/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:51 am
Haha, well pointed out. I did not notice that. XD
mally - February 12, 2009, 2:28 am
i like how they didnt powder her underarm


TEST -




PMS -


TAGS: pms agdaniele sacred
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:57 am
What? Why? It's YOUR blood.


DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!




PMS - Yeah, it's kinda like that.


TAGS: godzilla pms hormones women
Rating: 2.73/5

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Scorpio7 - November 7, 2008, 6:08 pm
Where did you get that photo of my first wife's mother?
shadowsunn - November 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
damn straight dude :)


PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME - it actually happens BEFORE the week of bleeding.


TAGS: pms
Rating: 2.18/5

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randy B. - November 18, 2008, 10:53 pm
PMS: The only logical excuse for females eating their mates after copulation....or before.....thank god I'm gay


P.M.S. - Sometimes the signs are definately there


TAGS: pms signs women rnr
Rating: 1.82/5

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40 love -


TAGS: women tennis scores victory pms
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 9:59 pm
Thanks me lord...I thought so too.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2014, 9:06 pm

omg...that's good.


PMS -




PMS -


TAGS: pms
Rating: 3.6/5

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ONCE A MONTH - We seem to have very rare steaks for supper. And by we, I mean I get a little too.


TAGS: september challenge pms
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 8:58 pm
Beautiful!!!


PMS EMOTIONAL CURE -




The Icing On The Cake -


TAGS: july eleventh calendar cars pms
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 12, 2017, 3:00 am
Nice, UP yours


PMS -




PMS Firearms? -


TAGS: pms guns baaaaad idea
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 30, 2015, 11:55 pm
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - June 30, 2015, 3:56 pm
LOL x 5


When PMS strikes -




PMS -


TAGS: pms lion animals
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bolverk3778 - January 6, 2016, 6:50 pm
Yep, but around human females ALWAYS carry a sacrificial bar of chocolate to deflect the ire while making your escape. (Experience gained for being the only male child in the family with four sisters)


Faces of PMS -


TAGS: pms face abuse violence women
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - January 26, 2015, 7:07 pm
Thanks mdizz ;)
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:17 am
Never tell the wife that she's ovary-reacting! Luv it Jwept! 5L


God made Orgasms -




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